Toilet Humor

I’ve been reviewing the analytics from Vacation Constipation – a new website launched last month. Some 70 percent of travelers get constipated during vacation – it’s a huge problem and online resources were scant. I invite you to take a look, but in the mean time, here’s a list of some of the (funnier) keywords that people have been using to find the site in search.

• what does it mean when your bowel movements are nuggets?
• what is your poo trying to tell you
• looks like chickens in my poop
• what makes a bowel movement smell like the food has rotted
• how much poop can you have in your body constipated
• why is my bowel movements like sludge?
• diarrhea, smells like chicken
• how come sometimes your poop looks like little dots
• my bowel movements do not look like sausage, they are soft
• poop looks like dry oatmeal
• does having the water faucet on help you poop
• don’t poo on vacation
• pellet poop what does it mean